TRUMP SCARE: Man arrested for taking a dump on front lawn of White House.

In the latest security scare in the US, a man has been arrested for taking a dump on the front lawn of the White House. 

History student Stephen Annous was on a White House Tour when he started to feel some strange feelings in his… annous. 

The 24-year-old admitted his misdemeanour to police.

‘Yep, I did it. I couldn’t find a toilet inside and I was busting, so I pushed through a side door and crapped on the lawn instead.’

The immediacy of Annous’s confession has led police to believe he may be covering for a friend of his, Tom, who was also on the tour. Tom's Facebook page does say he suffers from, 'Irritable Bowel Disease that can cause projectile shitting.'

Genetic testers have been brought in to determine just who the excrement belongs to. 

‘I f****** hate my job,’ said 57-year-old genetic tester Joseph Siensgy, who was at pains to remind awaiting media his surname is pronounced, ‘Seens-gee,’ and not, ‘Science guy.’

President Donald Trump was not at the White House at the time of the disturbance, but has blamed China.

Joseph Siensgy, with the dump.