HAVE YOUR SAY: Man who cut off foot hairs and mailed them to Kim Kardashian says, ‘She would have liked them!’

‘I may be an unpleasant person who should be avoided, but I am not a creep,’ said 47-year-old Art Garby, unaware Cambridge Dictionary’s definition of a creep is an unpleasant person who should be avoided.

Garby was today identified as the man who recently shaved off his foot hairs and mailed them to Kim Kardashian. 

The hairs from Garby’s left foot were intercepted by post office worker Jim LaCanzey last week, who became suspicious of the package when the envelope containing the hairs was simply labelled, ‘Kim Alexandra Kardashian,’ with no address.

‘Khloe’s middle name is Alexandra, not Kim. Kim’s is Noel, that’s why I became suspicious,’ Jim said. 

Jim added that the hairs smelt like an unwashed foot that had been sockless in a fake pair of Yeezys likely from South East Asia. 

‘Fake? They’re f****** real,’ Garby responded, ‘And I washed my foot hairs beforehand with goat milk soap. She would have like them.' 

The envelope of foot hairs Art Garby sent.

Regardless, authorities have warned Garby that similar future actions will see him punishable by law. 

A female constable, impressed by the smoothness of Garby’s foot, and lack of in-grown hairs, is believed to have inquired as to what shaver he used. 

Kim Kardashian was not contacted for comment, as we don’t have her number.