EXCLUSIVE: 'Taylor won’t be outdone by Katy and Justin’: Rumours Swift has already put call in to Biden.

The feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry is apparently back on, following news of Perry's relationship with former Canadian PM Justin Trudeau.

Rumour has it Swift is fuming over the hot new ‘it’ couple, and already planning an even bigger move, so not to be outdone by her pop singer pal/rival. 

‘Taylor won’t be outdone by Katy and Justin,’ said self-proclaimed Swift BFF, 17-year-old Caroline Skinner. ‘If Katy's going for a former Canadian Prime Minister, then Taylor's going for a former US President. I’ve been told she’s already put a call in to Joe Biden, to see what he’s up to on Tuesday night.'

‘It’s true,’ said 16-year-old Sadie Parsons, who also claimed to be Swift's BFF. ‘Travis Kelce has already said it’s okay.’ 

What Swift and Biden would look like on the red carpet.

What they would look like hanging out in casuals.

What they would look like at the beach.

The Daily Fug informed Skinner and Parsons that 83-year-old Biden is happily married to wife Jill, and the two share daughter Ashley.

’83?’ Skinner questioned, ‘I think I’ve got the wrong person. Who’s the hot guy Sydney Sweeney makes out with in Anyone But You?’

The Daily Fug informed her that was Glen Powell, who’s never had anything to do with politics, let alone been US President. 

‘Oh yeah, right,’ Skinner acknowledged, ‘Taylor should probs forget about Biden then and just stay with Travis.’ 

'Yeah,' Parsons added, 'Travis is hot.'

Swift and Kelce have reportedly set their wedding date for Saturday the 13th of June, 2026. Skinner and Parsons said they not only expected to receive invites, but to be her maid of honor. The Daily Fug wishes them the very best with both endeavours.

Glen Powell in the film Anyone But You.

Joe Biden's head on Glen Powell's body in Anyone But You.