Female receptionist gets fat guy at work for Kris Kringle. Gets him Ozempic.

Debate is raging all over the US as to whether a woman getting her fat male kris kringle Ozempic is grounds for firing.

The nationwide debate follows uproar in a downtown Manhattan office building after 21-year-old receptionist Jasmine 'Jazzy C' Coles gifted the medication to her 55-year-old IT worker colleague Jasper 'Jazzy K' Kales.

She has since been stood down pending an investigation.

CEO, Pete Owls, who runs Pee Towels – a company that makes towels specifically for men to use after they miss the toilet and pee on the floor – refused to speak to The Daily Fug when contacted, however other employees have spoken freely, both for and against Ms Coles's actions.

'Her uncle Albert apparently knows a guy who's cousin's neighbour is a guy who works for the guys who make Ozempic, so she's probably peddling this product to others via some kind of secret sales method. Fire her ass I say,' said 20-year-old Nina, who lost out on the receptionist's job to Coles just a month ago.

'We have 150 workers and Jazzy J gets stuck with Jazzy C for Kris Kringle?! That's no coincidence. The Kris Kringle organiser should be fired for rigging the whole thing,' said Lucy from accounts, who is said to have been dumped as Kris Kringle organiser, and intent on exacting any form of revenge.

Jazzy C's uncle Albert.

A Pee Towel. Which looks like any other normal towel.

The debate, which featured on CJNBCFOX News, has been all the talk on the socials this past week, with users also torn over the right outcome.

'Jazzy J u ma grl yeh grl ma yeh u,' wrote @g6sup9wit4k

'Fire Jazzy J,' wrote @Karen03248234783498

'There are pee towels for men? Where?' wrote @wifealwayscleaningpee.